" Imitation is the highest form of flattery. You just have to stay one haircut ahead of your fans ".
Brian Molko from Placebo, who's at least three behind, and in severe danger of being lapped.

" Maybe if I bore more resemblance to the Elephant Man and didn't have a nice smile and wore dead men's suits and sold two or three records, I'd have credibility. I don't know ".
Now annoying us in a solo capacity, Marti Pellow wonders why people won't write his name on the back of their leather jackets. Perhaps he's right. Maybe if we battered him out of all recognition we'd actually be doing him a favour. Let's try it, OK?

" Misanthropy was our bag. Racism never ever entered into Cradle Of Filth. No way. It's a pointless pursuit ".
Dani Filth explains his band's equal opportunities hatred scheme.

" I was walking around Cardiff in a fur coat and turquoise hat. I saw pictures of myself a couple of months ago and I thought 'You c***. That's what happens when you do 10 tabs a week for a year' ".
Daf from Super Furry Animals. 10 tabs a week? They should donate what remains of his brain to science. And his clothes to Atomic Kitten.